Ruthie in Daddy's Chair

Occasionally, Daddy lets me sit in his chair. I feel so big in that chair, just like Daddy (but less skinny). Hmm, what is that bottle for? Lemme taste!

Oh. Hi Daddy. I wasn't reaching for anything while in your chair. Honest. Just look at this honest face!
Mommy doesn't see that doggie out the window. Hi doggy!
Look doggy, I can yodel!
Aren't I cute in Daddy's chair! The only drug you need is a daily dose of me!